“What is the meaning of this?” a personnel（人事的）director asked a young man hired several weeks ago, "When you applied（申请，应征）for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we find this is the first job you ever held."
“Well," the young man said, "In your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination（想象力）."
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A father told his son, "When Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school every day."
His son replied, "Well, when he was your age, he was the US President!"
She'll get it back
A man asked his doctor, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get her voice back?"
The doctor replied, "Trying coming home at 4 o'clock in the morning!"
I'm slow, not late!
An elementary school(小学) teacher asked a student why he was late.
He replied，“A nearby sign（指示牌）said 'School ahead, slow down, go slow', so that's what I did."
