PIRATES of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp seems to be one of the few celebrities eager to expand his stomach. He daydreams about eating and drinking whatever he likes when he eventually retires from movies. “I just want to become a traditional old man with a beer belly. I’d like to be sitting on the veranda of our place in France, just staring out over the lawns,” Depp said. However, most stars live in fear of fat. Coldplay frontman Chris Martin recently said: “I couldn’t possibly write a hit record when I’ve got a beer belly, so we’re going to try to write as many songs as possible before that D-Day, or B-Day, it should be -for Belly Day!”