Juliette Shapiro sits beside her dog. PROVIDED TO TEENS
I broke my foot. Not my ankle, not a toe but my foot. I know what you are thinking: How did you go about breaking your foot? Well, the answer is simple. I fell down the stairs. I try to make people laugh by saying, “You should see the other guy” or be mysteriously ambiguous (模糊不清的) by just leaving it at “shark attack,” but in the end, nothing exciting really happened. As Occam’s Razor (奥卡姆剃刀定律) states, the simplest explanation is most likely correct, and in my case, the simplest explanation is that I am clumsy (笨拙的) and fell down the stairs.