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本文作者： 21ST
A kid said to his dad, “Dad, my teacher asked me if I had any younger brothers who will be coming to school.” The dad replied, “What did your teacher say when you told him you are the only child?” The kid answered, “He said,‘Thank goodness!’” Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don’t you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I’ve saved you a meal, haven’t I? One hu ndred percent The patient asked: “What are my chances of recovery?” The doctor said:“ Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!” Student: Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don’t think I deserve a zero. Professor: Neither do I. But that’s the lowest grade I’m allowed to give. |  |
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